David Failkips and the Chamber of Internets

14:53 3rd Jun 2013

Tags: twitter shitter I know that already

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Shit from my inbox vol. 2: I know, because I read my twitter feed. You don’t have to email me.

14:49

Tags: livejournal email who cares I certainly don't

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Shit from my inbox volume 1: AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

06:27 17th May 2013

Notes: 29

Tags: Amy's Baking Company kitchen nightmares gordon ramsay gordon ramsey meow meow meow meow OUTTA MY WAY REDDIT FUCKING SHITS /tv/REKT

Amy’s Baking Company: The Facebook Sockpuppet?

For all three of you who haven’t heard about the insane season 6 finale of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nighmares, get your summary from Gawker or Know Your Meme. Or just watch the goddamn episode on Youtube.

Anyway, there’s an “I Love Amy’s Baking Company” Facebook page that seems like a sockpuppet. Read the posts from the proprietors on their regular facebook, le funny may-may site, etc. and compare them to these posts screencapped from the “fan” page. Draw your own conclusions.

Amy’s Baking Company on Facebook

Amy’s Baking Company Official Website

And in b4 Samy and/or Amy accuse me of bullying, lying and harassment, and then threaten to sue me and/or call the cops and FBI on me.

Protip, Samy: it’s not defamation if it’s true, and opinions (like my opinion that the “I love Amy’s Baking Company” Facebook page actually belongs to Amy, despite her protests to the contrary) are also protected by the First Amendment. Go ahead and check Wikipedia.

<3,

David “Stupid Jealis »PUSSY« Trash Punk Bully Shit CyberBully Dirty Poor Hater Drunk Judas Ugly Jealous Idiot Loser Troll SadLittlePerson Asshole ScumBag Slut Shit SluttyBitch Insane HateFilledPansyFaggot” Failkips

p.s.: don’t worry, next time I’m in Scottsdale I’ll be sure eat at Pita Jungle. I will enjoy!

12:05 21st Apr 2013

Notes: 10

Tags: kagney linn karter mix disc I can't believe that shit worked

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I once made a mix disc for a girl, and the tracklist was as blatant as the cover art.

21:38 9th Mar 2013

Notes: 1163

Reblogged from robsheridan

robsheridan:

Some concept art and web imagery I created for Nine Inch Nails in 2003/2004 based around the NIN album concept for “Bleedthrough.” The album eventually changed conceptually and became “With Teeth,” and so the artwork changed as well. But I still have a fondness for this material, much of which was created by dragging paper through a broken but resilient old printer.

12:18 1st Mar 2013

Tags: tumblr itself rage rant puppy cute puppy

tumblr’s new layout kinda sucks

Hey, remember how when you wanted to post (or is “tumbl” the verb?) something, clicking the link took you to a separate page to put your picture, video, blog entry, etc. up?

And now it just pops up on your dashboard.

And “layout” is probably the wrong word, but fuck you it’s the internet and I can be wrong so hard and there’s nothing you can do to stop me so there.

Finally, in other news, LOOK AT THIS CUTE-AS-FUCK PUPPY!